OCTOPUS ON A ROBOT

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Seriously You Guys You Don't Even Know...


Monte got me thinking:
CLOWNS!
[info]morgoid
A bus ride with a friend and Monte's post about brevity being hard (re: Twitter) has inspired me!

A (very) short story:

Every day he looked for her.

On his route.  He looked for the person he'd see every day.  He'd watch the faces of the people pressing onto the bus with their passes and their coins and transfers.

He looked and looked, hoping for her familiar features that would light up when he smiled at her.  Hoping for a familiarity that would grow with every ding for the next stop.  Maybe conversation... maybe just quiet glances in the rear-view.

He'd scan all their faces.  Looking for the one he could love.

But it's a big city.  It's a long route.  And after a while, everyone looks the same.
 
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Fixed!
Red Rocket
[info]morgoid
So I had a problem in my directing class... and now it's fixed!

I am SO excited to work on my project now.  Cara (my partner) is teh shitz0rz.  In a totally awesome way, in case you're unfamiliar with the term I just made up.

Also... Electra opens tonight.

I keep wavering between freaking out at how awesome it's going to be and freaking out because I wonder if I'm deluding myself and that it's just a big, wanky, soapy mess.

It's prolly just awesome, but I can't help getting the "I-suckies."  It's like, an unwritten rule for me that it has to happen NO MATTER HOW ROCKIN' EVERYTHING IS.

On my way to have lunch with my cast WHOM I LOVE OH AND RY-GUY'S coming too!!!

Totally PMSy today.  I LOVE MOST OF YOU. 

Okay ALL OF YOU.

Cheers!

THE JOB OF MY DREAMS
Red Rocket
[info]morgoid
Omigod.

THIS would be SO MUCH FUN.

I'd be really good at it too.

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IT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I INITIALLY THOUGHT.
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[info]morgoid
My apologies for the redundancy for those who have already heard this rant.

So the drug dealer who lives in my building?

Apparently he has a few friends living with him.

FIVE to be exact.

That's (according to the cops) SIX people in total and EIGHT cats living in a one-bedroom apartment.

IT'S A FULLY FUNCTIONING DRUG HOUSE.

It's like that scene in Return of the Jedi when the Deathstar wipes out a Rebel ship.

"That thing's operational!"

Balls.

Oh?  And while the cops were there?  They found IN THE UNIT a bunch of stolen mail from last month.  (None of it mine.)

human_loser was greeted this morning to the sight of one of the writhing sacks of douchewater hotwiring our front door to get into the building. 
They've put a hole the wall that's just been patched to do so.

Charming.

Ry-Guy called the cops who told him that unless he was in the act... they couldn't really do anything... which bothers me, because he essentially BROKE IN to my home and was still INSIDE when Ryan called... that would be like someone saying "Oh someone broke into a house across the street." and the cops asking "Are they in the process of breaking in?" and the person saying "No, but they're still inside" and the cops saying "Well, there's nothing we can do."

I know I'm oversimplifying... my illogic makes me feel better.  Let me have it.

Apparently the shitfucks have until noon tomorrow to get the rent paid or they're out.  But who knows how long that will take.  At least until after the weekend.

And if they pay?  If they break into enough laundry machines and scrounge up enough change?  They get until the end of the month to cut their hair in the laundry room and destroy the locks on all the doors!  THEN they'll move out.  After they've maximized the damage to what is partly MY PROPERTY just to stick it to us uptight squares.

I want them OUT.  I want them escorted OFF MY PROPERTY IN HANDCUFFS.


Pussytown is fit to bite
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[info]morgoid
Hello [condo board], and [management company rep].
 
I would also* like it known that I've been having issues with a variety of vehicles parking in my spot.  I've put up with it until recently leaving polite notes letting them know that it's a private stall, but tonight I think the cold weather, my frustration with what's been happening in the building and also having to change a flat tire earlier in minus 30 degree weather has made me fit to bite.  I now will have to wake many hours earlier to see if my car starts, and if it doesn't wait and/or pay for a boost.
 
In the note tonight I said that any future vehicles that are in a stall that do not belong to unit owners/tennants WILL BE TOWED.  I was hoping [condo management company] could send out a notice to be slipped under unit doors to this effect.  There is PLENTY of FREE parking on the street for visitors.  Having someone parked in a stall at 1am blocking my only access to plug in my block heater is unacceptable.  When I often need to be up at 3 in the morning and AT work by 4, I must have a reliable vehicle.
 
I apologize for the rant but I'm cold, tired and am now worried about whether my car will start in time to get me to WORK.
 
And if the car in my stall is a unit owner's car displaced by someone else in THEIR spot... please forgive the rather terse notes under your windshield wipers.
 
[The Morgan]

*
The "also" is in reference to the complaints made by a fellow board member about their upstairs neighbor.  The folks in unit 3-0-X.  Since they moved in, our building has seen some real changes!
  • guests at all hours of the night
  • paper being stuck into our expensive abloy locks to make the doors not close properly
  • garbage all over the common areas
  • the washing machines being vandalized in an attempt to pillage their change slots
  • cigarette smoke in the common areas
  • the laundry room garbage can being removed...  BECAUSE...
  • someone had been using it as their own personal dumpster
  • a near-fight in my parking lot
  • RANDOM PEOPLE PARKING IN MY SPOT
I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the vandalism, but on Monday morning I was woken by the soothing sounds of water... dripping... from my ceiling... onto human_loser's laundry hampers and our bedroom carpet.  This water had made it's merry way down to my ground-floor unit from the THIRD floor laundry room.  Yeah.  A washing machine had vomited water all over the floor and it had seeped down through the walls just so it could bid me a good morning!

Mother.  Fuck.

I spoke to the people who clean our building.  They say they've noticed a real change.  So have I.  I used to feel safe about leaving my door unlocked to check my mail or to take out the garbage.  Closed but locked.  Not anymore.  Even if I DID trust the residents of 3-0-X (I DO NOT), I really REALLY don't trust their many "guests."

Apparently they were supposed to be evicted by Dec. 27, but it seems their landlady's extended it until the end of January because they couldn't find a place to stay.

I should feel bad about that... but this is MY HOME.  I don't treat my home like a garbage dump.  Why should I allow someone who DOES to stay and continue to do so?

Because politics are depressing...
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...here's a shiny happy musical!

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FINALLY
CLOWNS!
[info]morgoid
A politician who is willing to stand up for what's RIGHT!

He even mentions Alberta!

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Movies movies movies... stolen from Mari Sasano
Your Opinion
[info]morgoid
01. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times (not counting the ones you watched when you were little).
Kung Fu Hustle, Wayne's World, Army of Darkness, The Princess Bride, The Matrix,  many more.

02. Name a movie that you've seen multiple times in a theater.
The Matrix

03. Name an actor who would make you more inclined to see a movie.
Gary Oldman

04. Name an actor who would make you less likely to see a movie.
James Caan.  Dunno why.  Just don't like him.

05. Name a movie that you can quote from.
Oh my god.  Too many.  Ryan can attest.  Army of DarknessMystery Men.   Any Monty Python movie.  Etc.

06. Name a movie musical that you know all the lyrics to all the songs.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch

07. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with.
Rocky Horror Picture Show (and dance!)

08. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.
Battle Royale.  Cheezy/Awesome Japanese horror movie about a bunch of 14 year olds who are forced to kill each other.

09. Name a movie that you own.
Uh... lots?

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
Mos Def.  He's great!

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in?
Yes.  Sadly, it was Congo.  Yes.  The movie about those evil gorillas.

12. Ever made out in a movie?
Nope.  Ryan always wants to WATCH the movie.

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven't gotten around to it.
Rashomon.  I've rented it.  TWICE.

14. Ever walked out of a movie?
Tremors... but that was because I was a little kid and scared.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
Tons tons tons.  One I remember was Saving Private Ryan.  Not so much the end... but the opening D-Day sequence... I was bawling my eyes out.

16. Popcorn?
Nope.  Gets stuck in my retainer.

17. How often do you go to the movies?
Not as often as I'd like.

18. What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Holy crap I can't remember... was it The Dark Knight?

19. What is your favourite/preferred genre of movie?
I think I like smart action/suspense movies the best.  After that, quirky comedies.

20. What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
I think I remember seeing Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?
John Carpenter's Vampires .  Not even James Woods punching a priest in the face could make me enjoy that movie.

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
Funky Forest hands down, bar none.

23. What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
The Ring.

24. What is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Probably the first time I watched Monty Python's Holy Grail.  I just remember pissing my pants every five minutes.  And also laughing.
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IT'S A MONTAGE!
OCTOPUS ON A ROBOT
[info]morgoid
Thought bonemot would like this:

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

So much to do...
MANGO!
[info]morgoid
Ugh... like the subject line sez...

I am SO TIRED.

I woke up, did some reading, then I fell back asleep on the couch for a couple of hours... now I feel all... gross.

And I still have another handout to prepare for tomorrow.  Yuck.  We're presenting on Intertextuality and Adapatation.  Something I'm interested in at least, but still...

I wanted to take a look at the original text of Emma and compare that with a scene from Clueless, but I just don't know if I have time to go slogging through the book looking for a scene that is obviously transplanted into the movie.  Also I don't want to waste too much time.  I think I may instead come in with "STREETCAR!", the musical version of Streetcar Named Desire that Marge stars in on the Simpsons.  I think it'll be shorter and sweeter as everyone in the room would have read the original for school anyway.

God... I miss doing Desire Caught by the Tail.  For people who don't know, it's the reason I have the HUGE ass in those pictures on Facebook.  It was such a fun show.  Yesterday I couldn't sleep and ended up watching Funky Forest.

Hey Jesse, Audra... Remember the weird clip we watched?  With the Mole Brothers and "After School Club"?  OH.  MY.  GOD.  SUCH a mindfuck.  I loved it.  It's in my top 10 favourite movies now.  At least this week.  THAT'S how you do surrealism.  SO GOOD.  I must own it.  Just to show to people!  My favourite segments are "Home Room."

I've got a total boner for Tadanobu Asano.  So.  Hot.  And does WEEEEIRD films!  I first got hot and bothered for him when I was watching Survive Style 5+ at Animethon two years ago.  But honestly, I think it's more how weird the movies he does are than anything else.  TALENT CRUSH!


Writer's Block: Ten for the Tenth
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Some people spend their whole lives preparing the answer to this question: What albums are on your personal all-time Top 10 list?


View other answers

1.    More Adventurous - Rilo Kiley
2.    Hounds of Love - Kate Bush
3.    The Dreaming  - Kate Bush (I like her what can I say?)
4.    Mule Variations - Tom Waits
5.    American IV: The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash
6.    Graceland - Paul Simon
7.    You Were Here - Sarah Harmer
8.    Funeral - Arcade Fire (I first listened to this in the bathtub... PERFECT.)
9.    Boys for Pele - Tori Amos
10.  Exile in Guyville - Liz Phair


"HOORAY!" And not so hooray.
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Congrats to all my 'merican internet pals!

My favourite image that [info]bonemot  (I think) drudged up:



I ran around our rehearsal hall doling out high fives.

However... some bad news is always mixed in with the good:

Prop 8 passed. Well fuck.

Some excerpts:

Proposition Eight, which would eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry in California, was losing -- 53 percent to 47 percent according to the polling. If it were to pass, it would undo a state Supreme Court ruling in May legalizing same-sex unions. (...)

The measure passed by 56 percent in a reversal of direction from 2006, when a similar measure on the ballot failed.

Here's another gem:

Fifty-seven percent of voters in Arkansas supported a measure to prohibit unmarried sexual partners from adopting children or from serving as foster parents. The measure specifies that the prohibition applies to both opposite-sex as well as same-sex couples.

Awww! See? They're not discriminating! All gays (and straights) have to do to adopt or foster some kids is get married and...
Oh. Yeah. Fuck.
Though I shouldn't criticize. GOD knows, being married automatically makes you the best candidate for being a foster parent. And GOD knows that there's a plethora of people willing to take in traumatized children. And GOD knows that child welfare agencies can AFFORD to turn away people willing to help. Wow, Arkansas. You're getting classier every fucking year.

Here's something that seems oddly worded to me:

Nebraska voters approved a measure to prohibit state governments from discriminating against or granting preferential treatment to people based on race, ethnicity, color, sex or national origin. Results on a similar measure in Colorado have not been announced.

haven't read anything else about this yet, and maybe I'm just a cynic... but why do I get the feeling the latter half will get emphasis in court and enforcement?

Here's one to keep an eye on:

Results are still pending for California's Proposition 4, which requires physicians to provide parental notification to guardians of minors at least 48 hours before performing an abortion.

Boo on that nonsense!

But not all is bad news:

Voters in Colorado rejected a measure defining a person to "include any human being from the moment of fertilization," which would have applied to sections of the Colorado Constitution that protect "natural and essential rights of persons."

Michigan chose to become the 13th state to legalize marijuana for medical purposes by a 64 percent margin. Massachusetts also had a proposed initiative to decriminalize penalties for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana.

Voters in Michigan also chose to amend the state constitution to permit human embryonic stem cell research with certain restrictions. The embryos, which must have been created for fertility treatment purposes, would have to have been discarded otherwise, and they may not be used more than 14 days after cell division has begun.

South Dakota rejected a proposal to prohibit abortions except in cases of rape or incest or where the mother's life or health is at risk. A similar measure that did not include exceptions for rape or the health of the mother was on the ballot in 2006, but voters rejected it 44 to 56 percent.

And here's one that's REALLY surprising to me:

In Washington, 58 percent of voters supported a citizen initiative to allow adults with six months or less to live to request lethal medication prescribed by a physician. A physician is not required to comply, but anyone participating "in good faith" with the request would not risk criminal prosecution.

What the Hell? Assisted SUICIDE? That's so... so... progressive!

Are there fewer Gawd-crazed fundies stateside than Fox News would have us believe?

Are there actually... *shudder* HUMANISTS living there?  Hidden among the Men of Faith™ like Odysseus and his crew among the sheep?

Hmm... if I were to take that metaphor further... who would the Cyclops be?

Suggestions?


The Urban Dictionary of ME!
Look at my dimples
[info]morgoid
From [info]venalanatomica Copy and paste the first definition on Urban Dictionary for:

1. your name

Morgan
She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.
You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.
"from head to toe this girl was simply Morgan"


2. your age

26
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

(I liked the definition of 28 better...)

3. a friend (I did the friends I saw tonight:)

Jago
To throw something entirely unreasonable, such as a mattress, microwave, or live animal, out of the window for no good reason.
"I didn't feel like calling up the geek squad and getting my computer fixed, so I just jagoed that shit."

Stanley
Short for "Stanley knife".
"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY?" (quote from Football Factory)

Brent
A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold.
"That frat boy's actually pretty Brent. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes, but he's a real sweetheart."


4. what should you be doing

sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping. "
"Those were sleeping noises grandma."

5. favorite color

purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
"Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!"


6. home town

Edmonton
The capital city of Alberta, Canada
Roughly one million people
It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)
Way better than Calgary

7. month you were born

February
Love Sucks Month
"Damn I hate February"


8. last person you talked to

Ryan
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
"Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king."


9. your nickname

Morgasm
An orgasm that gives you more.
"Liz had an unexpected second orgasm, and realized she just had a morgasm!"

Morgs, Morgoid, Morgie and Morgoid had not been defined yet.
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Ogawd. So. Sick.
Pussy
[info]morgoid
What is it about me and getting sick before a wedding?

I have a freakin' ASS-AWFUL headcold that hasn't shown any indication of getting better.  I thought I was starting to feel better last night, but I ended up waking up at 4:30am with a head full of concrete and in a bad mood.

I am officially not allowed to go to my Grandpa's 94th birthday party because I might make him sick.

On the plus side, I have been playing Neverwinter Nights, catching up on some Psychology AND Drama reading, AND I discovered this cute yet terrifying video:


HOGAWD SO ADORABLE.

OH and also?  We FINALLY got our washer/dryer installed and working!!!  I'm drying my jeans right now.

Hello YAY!

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"Take a shit! Made the news!"
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I am so late to the game but one of my favourite comic strips has become my new favourite internet thing!

Ladies and gentlemen, check out Get Your War On.

</div></div>Also reccomended: "The Race Card" and "Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits".
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Whenever life starts getting me down...
Holy Cow
[info]morgoid
...I just need to remember the heartwarming story of Molly the Cow.
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the DIY Where I'm From poem
Don't Be Mean
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Stolen from [info]shannonmariah .  I see what she means about it getting sad when you don't intend it to.

Where I'm from:

I am from  a notebook,
 
from  D.C. and  Marvel.
 
I am from the house with the cedars and the sloping driveway. Big, white,  the sounds of the ravine and the freeway.
 
I am from the poplar trees, dandelions, waxwings, the grass, strawberries, the tree swing.  The dirty pig bone dug out of the ravine.
 
I’m from ignoring grandma at the dinner table and fierce intelligence,
 
from Patrick and Phyllis.
 
I’m from walking on eggshells and wordless apologies,
 
From "Space is bigger than anything you can imagine" and "You're just a little red haired girl."
 
I’m from second-generation atheism and open disdain for religion.  From "The Pope is a shit-ass!"
 
I’m from England, Ireland, Scotland and Poland.
 
From grandpa's meatloaf and mom's spaghetti and dad's potato pancakes.
   
From the boy who climbed the high level bridge by the bolts and dug a 6 foot deep trench in the back yard after nearly dying from kidney failure.  From the girl who broke her nose in a softball game and graduated from Harvard.
 
The brother scratched by the black cat and treated cruelly by our father.  The sister who seems so tough and usually is; tougher and stronger than I'll ever be.
 
Photos in the boxes in the basement, all neatly ordered by year and month.  Stretching back sixty years to the abrupt stop at 2006.  From more boxes, neatly organized by year of schooling.  Newspaper clippings in plastic envelopes.  From afghans on the beds... one falling apart and tied together as carefully as a twelve year old could manage.  From a child's artwork framed and hung all throughout the house.  Mattes carefully chosen to complement the colours in the paintings.  From hundreds of drawings kept in an envelope marked "DO NOT FOLD" in neat capital letters that got less neat as he got more sick.  From plastic tubs (one of which is now a cat bed) that once held our toys, meticulously organized.  From the photos on the wall and the last gift he truly appreciated from us, his children... a photo of all three in a silver frame. From a house that used to be so empty but is now filling up with things my mother likes and my father never would have, but still feels emptier sometimes.  From all the little things he'd do for me and that my mother still does.  From all that but mostly from Patrick and Phyllis and Michael and Meredith and Ryan.

You can do one too. )
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A dumb thing to be bummed about:
Triple Nerd Score
[info]morgoid
I seem to have lost my gaming box.  THE gaming box. 

With all the dice [info]argent_bear  gave me (my first set ever - hello sentimental value). 
And ALL but ONE of my RPG character sheets.

Balls.

I was just saying the other day how perfect it was for gaming... it had a little slot for sheets and it fit a pencil perfectly...

I swear to god, I nearly cried.

I really hope I find them.  Two of the characters I'd probably have ended up re-rolling anyway...  But my favourite character EVER, Spotted Hide from Deadlands, was in there.  Not to mention my newest addition, Aster the part-black-dragon chaotic neutral sorceress!  I re-did her today as best I could... but... *sigh.*

I'm so totally depressed now.  Not even the thought of my new washer and dryer being installed on Saturday can make me feel better.

And to top it all off, my next day off isn't for two weeks.  *Whiiiiinnnnnnnne.*

The lazy blogger...
Why I Oughta...
[info]morgoid
I don't know why, but lately I just haven't felt up to blogging.  All I want to do is read and surf the net.

I don't feel particularly smart, witty, or entertaining enough to write anything that would be of any interest!

And I'm not saying that in a depressed oh-woe-is-me way, just sayin'.

But I stumbled upon this article which will probably make blood of the gamers who read this blog boil with angerrrrrr.

I think it's telling that all it took was his handle.  HIS HANDLE.  How many straight guys out there have handles like "Chickmagnet" or "Studmachine" or some other lame allusion to how much pussy they manage to nail?

I don't play Halo myself, but I know for a fact that it kinda blows if people know you're a girl on XBox Live too.  Can you say sexual harassment?  I have even encountered it playing World of Warcraft... and it's every bit as lame as it sounds.

Man, I would love to see the girls and the gays take the VG world by storm.  Just start playing and KICKING their ASSES and blocking their stupid chatter en masse.

Then maybe there would be more video games made that didn't have anything to do with blowing shit up or saving a fucking princess!

Oh and in other geekiness, I drew a portrait of my D&D character the other day.

I know.  I know.  To quote myself, "It's every bit as lame as it sounds."

Though I did get to break in my brush pens!  I think with a bit more practise I could be downright passable with them!
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Ry-Guy is VERY signifigant! The signifigant other meme.
Hot Writer
[info]morgoid
1. They are watching TV. What are they watching?

Okay... lately it's Buffy season six.  He's slogging through it like it's homework.  (His words, not mine.)  Not that it's bad, just that he wants to make his viewership complete.  Also the Prisoner and when the new episodes come out, BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA MUTHERFUCKER.


2. You're out to eat. What kind of dressing do they get on their salad?

I think... blue?  Or Itallian?  I don't eat salad.  I tune out salad and all it's accouterments.

3. What's one food this person doesn't like? What's one food this person could not live without?

He HATES mushrooms.  He loathes them.  He hates even picking them out of his food.

And food he loves?  That he couldn't live without?  That's hard!  He likes so many things!  He's a Renaissance eater!


4. You go out to the bar. He/she orders...

Paralyzer.  Or a pop.  Or maybe earl grey tea.


5. Where did he/she go to high school?

Archbishop O'Leary NEAR THE BASE!


6. What size shoe do they wear?

13


7. If this person were to collect anything, it would be...

He DOES collect things.  Cheapass Games.  Cameras.   Plays.  Movies.  Cooking implements.


8. What is their favorite type of sandwich?

Donair?  Hamburger?  Beef Dip?


9. This person could eat ______ everyday.

I don't know if he could eat anything every single day... he likes his variety.


10. Favorite cereal?

Oatmeal.


11. This person wouldn't be caught dead wearing?

Socks and sandals.  A white t-shirt.  Unless he's in a play.  Then he'll wear anything.


12. Favorite sports team?

Sports team?  That would involve arbitrarily cheering for something.


13. Who will he/she vote for?

NDP


14. What is their sign?

Libra.


15. What is something you do that he/she wishes you didn't?

I call myself an idiot way too often.  I neglect to put away dishes.  I chew my nails loudly (he calls it 'clicking').  I wake him up to ask him to close his mouth when he's asleep to keep him from talking.  I procrastinate.  I ask him permission for things when I don't need it.  I act like a martyr.  I get jealous of him professionally.  Ad infinitum.


16. How many provinces has this person lived in?

Four:  Newfoundland, Ontario, Quebec and Alberta.


17. What is his/her heritage?

Welsh, Irish, Scottish, English.


18. You bake them a cake for their birthday. What kind do you bake?

I think he'd like chocolate.  But I think if I baked anything he'd collapse in disbelief and once he regained consciousness he'd love it no matter what it was or how awful it was.


19. Did he/she play sports in high school?

I think his sport was called making the jocks think he was crazy so they'd leave him alone.  Also growing his hair long and writing poetry.  God my bf is so awesome.


20. This person could spend hours...

Watching Buffy, building a paper camera, figuring out how to install our dishwasher... and of course doing me.


21. He/She wants a new...

Digital SLR.


22. The CD I would probably find in their vehicle is...

Kate Bush and Tom Waits would be the top two contenders.


23. What can you do that will guarantee a laugh from him/her?

"McDahhhhhhoooooooooollllds".   Among many, many other inside jokes between us.  Also singing random songs with my made up lyrics makes him laugh sometimes.  When it doesn't make him want to punch me.


24. Does he/she get along well with their family?

Uh... okay?  I guess?


25. If money wasn't an option, I would buy him/her...

A digital SLR.  A nice acoustic guitar.  A trip to New York City.  A bike.  A new laptop.  A massage.  A pedicure.  A personal trainer.  Laser eye surgery (if he wanted it).  A bigger home with a room for just his plays and for writing.  A life where he'd only have to do theatre or writing and wouldn't have to worry about a day job unless he wanted one.
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